Overheard on the Twitter timeline…
*extremely trying to fit in on twitter voice* what if the 30 pounds of mayo on sale also turn women into giantesses
I’d hate to serve a master like myself. That would be awful.
Anything involving the word “sexy” along with poorly written lines is instantly discarded. Strict rule.
I jerked off to an off-hand comment one of my co-workers made YESTERDAY about eating me.
I’ve posted pictures of people in my pussy with no ill effects. I think you’re safe.