Size Riot

A man looks at book-shaped sculpture at the Life Long Learning Festival in Seoul

This is the homepage and general information page for the Size Riot quarterly writing contests. What started out as a dare has become an institution.

An old woman in a suit reads from an enormous book nearly as big as she is, in a 1940 photo.

The contest played out over three months. In the first month, we promoted the upcoming contest, announced the theme, and enlisted writers to compete. Then everyone who entered the contest had one full month to create an original piece of flash fiction (under 2,000 words) of a size-fetish story within the announced topic. Sometimes other constraints were put upon it, and sometimes all details were left up to the writer. Sometimes the theme was hard enough all by itself, honestly.

In the third month, the stories were revealed and we invited people to read them (authors included) over three weeks, then evaluate them against each other. Categories included Sexiest Story, Most Engaging, Best Embodied the Theme, or Missed the Point. After a few weeks of that, the results were tallied and the winners announced.

This was just for fun: there were no prizes and there’s no fee to enter. Writers came to it with different motivations, whether to try something new, to learn about the writing process, or to feel motivated by working with writers around the world. Some walked away with bragging rights and a positive feeling about themselves. Every writer produced a complete story that didn’t exist two months prior, and the readers were treated to fresh batches of original work by their favorite (and new favorite) authors.

The rules:

  • Writers submit one work of flash fiction (up to 2,000 words).
  • Characters may be human, furry, anthro, mecha, whatever your twisted little heart desires.
  • Do not incorporate under-aged children or teens as primary characters. This is fetish writing, after all.
  • Do not use recurring characters or familiar settings, as writers’ identities should be anonymous.
  • Writers are encouraged to vote, but please don’t vote for yourself.
  • …and then there are rules about dates of entry, deadlines, all that good stuff, plus any further writing constraints beyond the theme.

Past Winners

  1. I challenged Nyx to a cruel-writing contest, and CruelJan17 was born—winner: Nyx, “The Portrait”
  2. April is my birthmonth, so three months later was GentleApril17—winner: Little Comrade, “Making Adjustments”
  3. My good friend Undersquid suggested ButtyJuly17 (it’s about butts)—winner: QuickSilver, “Today and Forever”
  4. The theme we voted on for October is UnawareOct17—winner: CrushedBoyWonder, “Unaware”
  5. The schedule started all over again with CruelJan18—winner: Aborigen, “Homework”
  6. The second GentleApril18 of all time—winner: Nyx, “Aftermath”
  7. By popular vote, GrowthJuly18 was selected—winner: Grildrig, “Upbraided”
  8. The writers themselves chose WritersOct18: Big Couples—three-way tie: Elle Largesse, “Currents”; Grildrig, “Extra Sprinkles”; Aphrodite, “Memory”
  9. Year Three began with CruelJan19—winner: Taedis, “Queen of His Lies”
  10. After some contention, GentleApril19 featured middle-aged main characters—winner: Taedis, “Even an Ox”
  11. Writers and readers voted for GiantJuly19: First Date—winner: RobClassact, “Common Ground”
  12. Finally, October belongs to Cocktober19—winner: JM Wilde, “She’s the Limit”
  13. Year Four begins with CruelJan20 and three categories of winners:
    1. Accidental Cruelty: PerspectiveShift, “Get the Message”
    2. Psychological Cruelty: Undersquid, “Creature Comforts” and HthereBeGt, “Little Mary’s Strings”
    3. Humiliation: Scidram, “Insignificant Other”
  14. GentleApril20’s theme is Rescue—winner: Scidram, “Passing Through”
  15. The 15th topic is HistoricalJuly20—winners: Elle Largesse, “Anne and the King’s Miniaturist,” and Aborigen, “Book IV, Part VII”
  16. October’s topic was My Blue Heaven—winner: everyone

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