Okay. So I’m at my girlfriend’s pussy, suddenly.
What would you do?
No, not with my girlfriend’s pussy. You’re not permitted there. Push that out of your mind.
Fill your mind with a generic, standard, spherical woman of uniform density. Think about her pussy.
Except now you have to think about her vulva being as long as you are tall, more or less. All right? Think about that.
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