I picked myself up, only to have her kick me over again. I saw it coming, so I could dodge it this time, but instead of staying down I got up again. My legs were hampered by the thick folds of her sports underwear; my feet sank into the pliant fabric, unable to find firm footing on the carpet beneath it. Because of that, because of an unfortunate lurch to remain upright, I was unable to dodge her foot again.
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