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  • Alone Again, 1

    Alone Again, 1

    C____ warned everyone to keep me away from Lianne. Whatever else she’s done with her life, she begged everyone to keep us as far apart as possible. Read more

  • Spam Review

    Spam Review

    “this internet site is my inhalation, very excellent style and design and perfect subject material.” Read more

  • Bottom of the Funnel, 04: A Night In

    Bottom of the Funnel, 04: A Night In

    That did the trick. Karmen lifted her arms and let me slide down her sweater into her lap. Read more

  • WritersOct18: Big Couples

    WritersOct18: Big Couples

    For two years, over eight contests, writers well-known and obscure have stepped up to meet the challenges of each topic (Cruel, Gentle, Unaware, Butts, &c.). Read more

  • Bottom of the Funnel, 01: Twitter 2017

    Bottom of the Funnel, 01: Twitter 2017

    My desk is a mess now. Look at this, pen parts everywhere. You’d think my tiny little fingers could break into a simple plastic ring. Read more

  • Bottom of the Funnel, 03: The Weekend

    Bottom of the Funnel, 03: The Weekend

    I climbed the thread up to my own chair and took a breather before making the final haul up to my workstation, a smartphone tethered to a hub. Read more

  • The Celebrated Single-Step Press

    The Celebrated Single-Step Press

    Two massive heads emerged over the vintner’s house, dark eyes picking out the details of the countryside before each step. Read more

  • Bottom of the Funnel, 02: Twitter 2018

    Bottom of the Funnel, 02: Twitter 2018

    Ceci brought in doughnuts today. She knows I can’t trot over and grab one, so she brought one to me. One doughnut-mini and one doughnut hole. Read more

  • Cryptoetymology

    Cryptoetymology

    I question myself over many topics, not least why I’m writing male masturbation fantasy when the sky is falling on my nation. Read more

  • SizeCon2018

    SizeCon2018

    Here is my rundown of SizeCon weekend! Go get yourself some snacks and something to drink, this is going to be pretty weighty. Read more

  • Writer’s Journal

    Writer’s Journal

    There’s a certain point when a writer should keep a journal of their experiences, and like so many other things in this world, you’ll just know when that is. Read more

  • Craigslist: Fairview, pt.2

    Craigslist: Fairview, pt.2

    Scared little man, found only in pants. Not good pants, like Ken doll pants, too big and it looks like they scratched him up. He doesn’t speak English, keeps babbling at me and I don’t know what he wants. Vegetarian or else he hates hot dogs. Read more