• Status Update: Freaking Out

    Status Update: Freaking Out

    Friday morning I will be on a passenger jet hustling me to SizeCon. I’ll check into my hotel, try to find a convenient pizza place and a brewpub, and I guess I’d better bring some melatonin. Read more

  • Undisturbed

    Undisturbed

    The huge finger withdrew, but the fingertip commenced to rattling the windowsills in the wall of the balcony. Read more

  • Gently, Gently

    Gently, Gently

    I raise my head and grin at the city in the distance. Oh, it’s lovely, these clever little specks and their enduring hives. Read more

  • Charmed Existence, 2: Bad Dreams

    Charmed Existence, 2: Bad Dreams

    And I can see her more clearly, not silhouetted. It’s one of those things: she’d be beautiful if she weren’t a deranged monster. Read more

  • Charmed Existence, 1: Entrance

    Charmed Existence, 1: Entrance

    My ears are starved for noises, like when you step forward, expecting ground, and you fall for a split second when it’s just a little further than you knew. Read more

  • Social Media Lockdown

    Social Media Lockdown

    For no valid reason, Twitter has identified my computer and location to suspend me from their service. Read more

  • Owen for the Win

    Owen for the Win

    There was a nearly spherical butt churning right beside him. It rolled back and forth merrily with each step. Read more

  • Conversion Therapy

    Conversion Therapy

    She noticed a tiny person standing on the corner of the rooftop ledge. A little man in a white shirt and tie, an office drudge. Read more

  • Shrink Me Again, My Darling

    Shrink Me Again, My Darling

    The pert lab tech looked at the little man cradled in Joya’s cleavage. “How did you get him to live so long?” Read more

  • Scott Carey Doesn’t Get It

    Scott Carey Doesn’t Get It

    Yes, I do love my wife very much. That’s one reason I must turn down your offer. Read more

  • Interview with Nyx

    Interview with Nyx

    “I honestly thought that I was a weirdo for so long that it’s comforting to hear that others have had similar experiences.” Read more

  • Buried Myths

    Buried Myths

    It wasn’t the cartoons of giant women that convinced Olin McIntyre, though those piqued his imagination. Read more